i do not like this movie. what did that silly bitch think she was gonna do in the beginning? jumping into the trashy ocean with a harpoon going up against a shark that’s just killed FOUR of your workers?
AND THEN THE FACT SHE GOT DRAGGED DOWN THAT FAR AND FAST? bro she would’ve exploded like a massive flesh balloon but NO! she gets an ear ache that is never mentioned again? she should be DEAF.
and then what? nothing.…
French Stewart is a better inspector gadget than Matthew Broderick THERE I SAID IT
I was thinking of funny things to put in my review before i watched the movie, and was gonna joke “not enough thomas the tank engine in a movie about a train” but BOY WAS I WRONG. THERE WAS MORE THAN ENOUGH THOMAS, AND I COULDN’T BE HAPPIER.
Very good film, had a whole lot of fun. Got a tad lost early on, as the story jumped from back-story to back-story. I didn’t feel the need to check my phone for the time though, so that means it had me hooked for the rest of it.
