Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  they are so hot together 
  also, not the religion and erotic stories
  also, how did she pack that small of a bag with that big ass coat
  also, guy behind us blew his nose and laughed for a really long time and it was funny

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  Trap 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025

  oh man what a twist!
  also, the fact i almost saw this in theaters…
  also, fuck jody

Popular reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  foul scenes, funny scenes, 🌪️
  also, Kyle would unfortunately never smh

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  Signs 2002

  ★★★½ Watched 02 Aug 2024

  cheese burger with extra extra bacon sounded pretty freakin nice 
  also, aliens if you are reading this, please don’t be hostile and just stay away thx ily

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