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Sisu 2022
The Fin culture is a very boring one, yet Finland has the highest murder rates in all of Europe. I have a theory about that: They don't get enough sunlight, so they're pale and covered in acne which especially hurts on their backs when they sit down to watch Sisu, and their poops hurt really bad because they're so big from eating flowers and reindeer moss all the time. I theorize that the men have low testosterone due to a…
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Saving Private Ryan 1998
All of those perfectly good guts hanging out all over the beach and nobody is having sex with them. What a waste.
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Léon Morin, Priest 1961
It's like "The Brothers Karamazov" but this priest didn't drip candle wax on his balls.
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Avatar: The Way of Water 2022
The first blue sex scene I've seen. If I was a 12ft tall blue alien, I would be going around showing off my big blue shlong. How do the guy aliens hide their big shafts? I imagine the mating process involves the two aliens connecting the tips of their penises with those tentacle tips and waiting a few minutes.
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