Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Assessment 2024

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  chekhov's blue pipe
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  it's too bad that the best sequences of the assessment are its ending and one specific monologue about the dystopian future the film takes place in. clearly, the most interesting aspect of this movie is this future and the world that has come to exist, yet it's not really explored beyond those two scenes. the actors are phenomenal though, especially olsen and especially vikander, who gives a performance so unsettling that i was actually uncomfortable the…

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  I Like Movies 2022

  ★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025 2

  by the end of college lawrence will have done two of the following but i couldn't tell you which two:
  •gotten an autism diagnosis
  •come out as trans
  •become an incel
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  on a very personal note, we got this one in our favorite sneak preview tonight and it was the most serendipitous thing ever but to explain why would involve getting into three years of friendship and shared lore and so many movies i've lost count (though i do…

Popular reviews

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  Red, White & Royal Blue 2023

  ★★½ Watched 12 Aug 2023

  the way stephen fry says "homosexual" is permanently imprinted in my mind

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  Gran Turismo 2023

  ½ Watched 31 Jul 2023 1

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.