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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  At one point she looked like she didn't know where buttered sausage came from. Also it's fucking brilliant idc what anyone says. Right up my alley as a fan of suspiria, neon demon and climax.
  Was it predictable? Somewhat. Did that change how great it is? Not at all.
  Predictable does not mean bad movie. Dad Said it had a squid game aesthetic idk I kinda see it.
  Five freaking stars excellent brilliant sickening.
  Peace and love gang

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  Jennifer's Body 2009

  ★★★ Rewatched 11 Jan 2025

  Watched this for the first time since I've been an adult and oh my God. I was uncomfortable. I've had too many friends who were the Jennifer to my Needy and they are genuinely evil demons stuck inside regular girls.
  So, what can I say about this movie?
  I can say that it was definitely a movie to watch when you are sick in bed.
  Is that a compliment or am insult I'm not quite sure.
  Peace and love

Popular reviews

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  Step Up 2006

  Watched 28 Oct 2024

  Movie that made me believe Channing Tatum is actually a cute little sweetie pie. Instant classic. One for the books.
  Best hangover movie everrrrrr!!

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  Ratatouille 2007

  Watched 08 Oct 2024

  Chucked on this bad boy in the case of an emergency need for non- video game entertainment for some little rats (children) pleasantly surprised on rewatch. I had no idea just how many adult themes are in this and I say that unironically. It's been a while since I watched that rat break safe food hygiene practices and laws in Paris.
  As Harley said to me after watching it:
  Ten outta ten (holding up all ten of his fingers)

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