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Door 1988
Pretty basic home invasion/stalker thriller except it's also one of the most beautiful and ethereal movies I've ever seen. There's multiple lingering shots with the theme song laid over them that some might find unnecessary, but I was glued to the screen. Giallo aesthetics but late 80s Japan? You're killing me!
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Alien: Romulus 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
After the trailers and Twitter spoilers I was worried there would be nothing left to discover, but figured I needed to watch it in IMAX with overpriced candy just for the visuals. Some real cringe dialogue and plot beats in this that stain the experience, but I gotta say it was a good time. Welcome back, Orphan of Kos!
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The 355 2022
What a surreal experience having so many hot milfs on screen that I’m always paying attention, but a script so bad that I’m also not paying attention at all.
Don’t ask me anything that happened, it felt like it was written by machine learning that was fed discarded Tom Clancy video game scripts.
Suddenly Jessica/Mace HK-slaps an MP5k and I realize I have no context for this because shit just happens for no reason. It does have a lot of…
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