Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Dear Kelly 2024

  Watched 14 Mar 2025

  I don’t think Andrew answered the question he sought out to, but an entertaining profile nonetheless

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★½ Watched 10 Mar 2025

  If they didn’t want me to believe in God, they shouldn’t have cast Sophie Thatcher

Popular reviews

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  ★★½ Watched 29 Jun 2023

  A guy dressed as Indiana Jones was sitting next to me in the theater, and when the movie ended he took his phone out, opened the notes app, and titled a new note “Indiana Jones spoiler free review.” I would give anything to read that review.

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  Whiplash 2014

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Apr 2023 1

  I'm just gonna lay it out there. This is why I don't think we should be together. And I've thought about it a lot and this is what's gonna happen. I'm gonna keep pursuing what I'm pursuing. And because I'm doing that, it's gonna take up more and more of my time. And I'm not gonna be able to spend as much time with you. And when I do spend time with you, I'm gonna be thinking about improv. And…