Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  WHAT DID JACK DO? 2017

  Watched 03 Mar 2025

  oh David Lynch. How I miss you and your whatthefuckery </3

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  Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 03 Mar 2025

  one of these days Gromit is going to crash out and it’ll be all your bloody fault Wallace you absolute fucking buffoon

Popular reviews

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2025

  that’s why the pope’s hat is so big. It’s full of secrets

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  The Brutalist 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 29 Jan 2025

  this was one of the most spectacular film experiences of my life and I hope I never watch it again 

  p.s. BIG fan of using “I’ve got carpenters in the lobby” to describe my hangovers going forward