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Recent reviews

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  Den of Thieves 2: Pantera 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  Keep sending Big Nick to different countries

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Dec 2024 1

  With interest rates so high, must adopt Orlok’s real estate negotiations tactics

Popular reviews

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 May 2024

  Alternate version of this movie starring me, Zendaya, and Minnesota Timberwolves head coach Chris Finch; but instead of the sexual tension it’s just the three of us moping about our patellar tendon ruptures.

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  Red Notice 2021

  ★½ Watched 16 Nov 2021 2

  Ryan Reynolds must be stopped

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