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  Pencils vs Pixels 2023

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  This felt like it could’ve been a 15 minute long YouTube video. Especially with all the royalty free sounding hold music throughout.

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  K-19: The Widowmaker 2002

  ★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This was such garbage. I could not have cared less about any of these characters. These terrible Russian (I guess) accents that come and go throughout the movie.

Popular reviews

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  Dreams 1990

  ★½ Watched 11 Nov 2023

  This was a CHORE. Really struggling to see what this has going for it outside of the names in the credits. On a few occasions, it had some really lovely and jarring imagery. Ultimately this just felt very small and plastic and hollow.

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  Moulin Rouge! 2001

  ½ Watched 20 Dec 2022

  Imagine winning an Oscar for set design when your movie is 90% close up shots. 

  This was so unbearably bad. No redeeming qualities whatsoever.