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  Leave the World Behind 2023

  ★★ Watched 21 Oct 2024

  Edged me for a hour n a half to loose it as the friends theme tune kicked in.

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  The Whale 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 19 Feb 2023

  If only Brendan Fraser had been wanking at the start of the mummy, we'd all be living in a very different world.

  Dudley Do-Right is still Brendan's best film to date. Fight me.

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  Good Luck to You, Leo Grande 2022

  ★★ Watched 09 Jan 2023

  Bit mad really, old boring bird hires a young brass to clap her cheeks. Inbetween it all they discover something about themselves, or something like that. Emma Thompson gets her tits out and fingers herself which put me off my lasagne.

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  The Longest Day 1962

  ★★★★★ Watched 04 Dec 2022

  Possibly the best war film ever made.

  Watch it. It's so bloody good.

  Drink of choice - whisky. Something strong, bold, full of flavour. Something that makes you grit your teeth after you swallow.

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