mikehare

mikehare

If you’re pretentious about movies you should suck the anatomy of my balls

Favorite films

  • Little Miss Sunshine
  • X-Men: First Class
  • Bullet Train
  • 28 Days Later

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  • Paddington 2

    ★★★★½

  • Bottoms

    ★★★★★

  • White Chicks

    ★★★★½

  • Smile 2

    ★★½

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  • White Chicks

    White Chicks

    ★★★★½

    This movie is making me bisexual for the Wayans brothers

  • Smile 2

    Smile 2

    ★★½

    This was a crazy first date movie

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  • Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    Venom: Let There Be Carnage

    ★★★½

    If I were Venom I would also go through all this for Tom Hardy and his princess peach ass lips

  • Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

    ★★★½

    Anything that keeps Brandon Routh employed and Kieran Culkin gay is quality cinema in my book god bless

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