Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  In Bruges 2008

  ★★★★ Watched 14 Jan 2023

  This movie reminds me of the one thing we all deep down know….and that is that all midgets are racist cunts.

  Ok, I retract that…..All dwarfs are racist cunts.

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  Fresh 2022

  ★★ Watched 20 Nov 2022

  This movie was pretty not great, but it is proof how much this generation loves to eat ass! 

  Also, the last time I herd someone say "I am going to eat your meat” was when I was camping with a friend and he made a move on me….poofter shit, that was also the last time I wore my "I love getting my cock sucked by another man, whilst camping outdoors ” shirt.

Popular reviews

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  Crank: High Voltage 2009

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jul 2021 1

  Made the idea of a pace maker kinda cool.

  Way better then the first.

  Im pretty sure I recognize the Asian chick from the floors 😉…….I also liked when she was on fire at the end, hot Asian sluts am I right boys??

  The answering machine message made me laugh out loud.

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  Barbarian 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 28 Oct 2022

  Was great to see the on screen return of window licker from the Aphex Twin video, a true actors actor.

  This movie left me wanting two things.

  1) To fill my basement with concrete 

  And 2) To stop Fucking my cousin.

  5 stars