Mike Brown

Mike Brown

Strongest music enjoyer
I still haven't seen "Almost Famous"

Favorite films

  • The Blues Brothers
  • Hunt for the Wilderpeople
  • The Big Chill
  • Chunky Shrapnel

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  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

  • Kuso

    ½

  • The Substance

    ★★★★½

  • Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

    ★★★★

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  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★

    Lame!!!! More like pad (boring) dog in Pooroo. 
    My girlfriend (Katie) constantly has a hair in her mouth 
    More like 5 in my mouth, and you’re boated

  • Kuso

    Kuso

    ½

    Vomit bad bad bad bad bad bad

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  • In Restless Dreams: The Music of Paul Simon

    In Restless Dreams: The Music of Paul Simon

    ★★½

    Wow. Hard to type because I waking up.
    BORING!!!
    I like his old stuff more (Mad Max 2024)
    Half the movie was Paul Simon hobbling around his little recording shack trying to remember what sound the instruments made.
    What was the deal with that piano that sounded like asshole?

    Can't go wrong with Graceland, but it taking 58 years to get there? NO THANKS!

    Fav part was when P man interrupted the angle singing to answer his pho0ne. Bad back?…

  • Hardcore Henry

    Hardcore Henry

    ★★★★

    “I can smell why you like her” Cosco Kurt Cobain