Mike McCabe

Mike McCabe

I hate all movies and all of your one-line reviews suck

Favorite films

  • Blue Velvet
  • Liquid Sky
  • Chungking Express
  • Nowhere

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  • Love & Pop

    ★★★★

  • Ring

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

  • The Lives of Others

    ★★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★½

    Straight-to-video ass sequel.

    Performances admittedly are good all around and were probably deserving of a better script.

  • Dahomey

    Dahomey

    ★½

    This film is basically an extended version of an internal video that plays at the opening gala of a conference or a fundraiser but tell yourselves whatever you want people

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  • All of Us Strangers

    All of Us Strangers

    ★★★

    Actually, I think this would have worked very well as a Netflix series. It is true that, as many are saying, All of Us Strangers is filled with some deeply affecting and terrifically acted scenes. Andrew Haigh after all is known for his excellent direction of domestic intimacy and melodrama. But it's hard to deny that the poignancy eventually started to bleed into schmaltziness here. There are certain levels of sentimentality that are better fit for the middle-brow series format…

  • The Green Knight

    The Green Knight

    ½

    I do not get the appeal. The whole thing felt like a video interlude sequence in an RPG. Or like a cutesy knock off of Lord of the Rings. Was it supposed to have deadpan humor, or was the script just terrible??? Was most of the acting atrocious, or did I mis something?? What was with the corny After Effects titles chaptering throughout the film?

    Very bad. Don’t believe the hype.

    Admittedly I dozed off for like a third of it.