Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Electric State 2025

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  320 million and all they have to show for it are some fuck-ass wigs? George is getting upset!

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  Captain America: Brave New World 2025

  ★½ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Brave New Lows

  Honestly, it may not even be that bad, but everything was so lame I just could not care less.
  Carl Lumbly innocent tho.

  Why did they make TBN look like an infected ballsack?

Popular reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  For good or for bad, regardless of who’s behind the console, that button is getting pushed whether you like it or not. There’s no need to feel guilty about it.

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  “Did you masturbate this morning?”
  A taut, sexy espionage thriller that’ll have you tightening your sphincter muscles.