Mike Realmuto

Mike Realmuto

Favorite films

  • Jurassic Park
  • The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
  • Prisoners
  • To Live and Die in L.A.

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  • Point Break

    ★★★½

  • Snake Eyes

    ★★★★

  • Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

    ★★

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    ★½

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  • Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

    Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters

    ★★

    Somehow an even worse adaptation than the first movie but at least this one was funny

  • Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief

    ★½

    First time seeing this in 10+ years and also the first time I've seen it since having read the books. It's obviously not M Night Last Airbender bad because, I mean, what can be? Realistically it's just one of many generically bad late-2000's, early 2010's YA adaptations. With that being said, it's a tonal disaster and probably couldn't have been a much worse adaptation of this world and these characters if it tried.

    I laughed out loud at the AC/DC needle drop though.

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  • Horror in the High Desert 3: Firewatch

    Horror in the High Desert 3: Firewatch

    ★★★★

    I've been a sucker for good mockumentary horror since I saw Lake Mungo for the first time and I have to say I'm loving what Dutch Marich has been able to do with this series.

    I liked the first film well enough when I first saw it but never really saw the franchise potential the filmmaker seemed to. I was very, very pleasantly surprised then when I watched the second film, Minerva, earlier this year and found it to be…

  • The Brutalist

    The Brutalist

    ★★★★½

    Genuinely believe if every really long movie had an intermission everyone would shut the fuck up about movies being too long.

    Perfect combination of heartfelt and up its own ass. Loved it.

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