Michael

Michael Patron

easy to please bad movie enjoyer
top four are color coordinated (kinda)

Favorite films

  • Dead Poets Society
  • The Amazing Spider-Man
  • How to Train Your Dragon
  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

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  • My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★★

  • Little Miss Sunshine

    ★★★★★

  • Troll 2

    ★★

  • Step Up 2: The Streets

    ★★★½

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  • Lemonade Mouth

    Lemonade Mouth

    ★★★★★

    Bridget Mendler did more with her performance as Olivia White than Christian Bale did as Batman in the Dark Knight trilogy

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★★

    “I always thought the idea of education was to learn to think for yourself.”

    Posing an important philosophical question: If I turn the movie off before the last thirty minutes, will I still want to kill myself?

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  • My Cousin Vinny

    My Cousin Vinny

    ★★★★★

    They’re lowkey my parents. In a way.

  • Troll 2

    Troll 2

    ★★

    When I’m in the nonchalant olympics and my opponent is Arnold from Troll 2

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  • Earth to Echo

    Earth to Echo

    ★★★★

    “I’ve never gone a day without seeing my friends. They’re, like, the only people in the world who get me.”

    “Um… I don’t really know how to say goodbye, so I’m not gonna. And, um… Um… You’re my friend, you know? And even when I’m old, even when- Even when you think I’ve forgotten, I’m always gonna be there.”

    “If you’re best friends, you always will be. No matter where you are in the universe.”

    Munch my autistic goat

  • Dead Poets Society

    Dead Poets Society

    ★★★★★

    "I know this sounds impossible, but you have to talk to him. You have to show him who you are, what your heart is."


    You ever liked a movie so much you spent an hour reading it's entire TV Tropes page? Cause I have.