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  Grave Encounters 2011

  ★★★½ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  You got your Navidson Record in my AS ABOVE SO BELOW!
  You got your AS ABOVE SO BELOW in my Navidson Record!
  Pretty good, especially given the budget and how crowded the category  has gotten. Adorable Canadian accents

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★ Watched 14 Feb 2025

  NO. NO MORE. NEVER AGAIN OZ PERKINS. I have been bamboozled for the last time. If you hear me say I’m going to see that monkey movie punch me in my face

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  Cast a Deadly Spell 1991

  ★★★ Watched 16 Apr 2022

  If this movie didn’t have all that egregious transphobia and questionable racial representation, it would be my favorite movie, which makes it the most perfect expression of Lovecraft’s oeuvre ever filmed

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  The New Mutants 2020

  ★★ Watched 11 Apr 2021

  I didn’t want to be too hard on this, and the casting was good, and I wasn’t mad at it, but a few hours later I forgot almost everything about it :(

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