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Recent reviews

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  Sanctuary 2022

  Watched 05 Feb 2025

  i’d do anything for $12 million A YEAR

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  Lizzie 2018

  Watched 05 Feb 2025

  windows : clean
  pussy : out
  axe : wielded 
  man : dead

Popular reviews

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  Jurassic World Dominion 2022

  ★★★★★ Watched 10 Jun 2022

  Who is responsible for making Laura dern say someone slid into her dms?????

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  Marry Me 2022

  ★★½ Watched 10 Feb 2022 1

  Why the fuck was Jimmy Fallon the villain of this film?

  
  (Also J-lo is fucking hot lmao I would marry her in that situation…I’m a massive hypocrite)

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