Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Babylon 2022

  ★½ Watched 03 Jan 2023 5

  I will not be joining the hive. This movie was a “big swing and a miss” (Ladd, 2020). Basically just d*ck riding a strong cast. Story was eh and the movement throughout the film was helter skelter. Could have been an hour and a half at max. Fun to watch at points, but not worth the time or the hype around it.  Won’t be rewatching and will be beating Alex Ladd’s ass while he tries to gaslight me on how it was a good movie.

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  Everything Everywhere All at Once 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 04 May 2022

  My first review in months, maybe out of laziness. But I think it’s because this is the only movie that’s been worth reviewing. This film was incredible. It seemed too “chaotic” at points, and too funny sometimes, but right when you were about to think “ok let’s move on” it switched seconds before the thought crossed my mind. The emotional pacing has me in a chokehold (I cried multiple times). A movie that can make you laugh and cry in…

Popular reviews

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  Insidious 2010

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2022 2

  I haven’t see this movie in probably 8+ years. I’d like to thank the director for making such a groundbreaking horror film. Also, for the chance to cuddle with a girl for the first time. So many funny scenes I’ve never noticed. To be honest, this film isn’t  scary at all, but still incredible. Sentimental and incredible, but won’t watch again, I’m too old now. When tucker hands Spencer the flashlight because he’s scared, but pulls out a bigger one is top tier humor. Still cuddled with someone at 23 tho fuccc I’m lame but this movie is less lame than me I guess

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  Fight Club 1999

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Dec 2021 1

  One of the first big twist movies I’ve seen. Really good the first time I watched but after rewatching, eh. Biggest twist was realizing I am in fact bisexual because of brad Pitt. Thanks for listening

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