I am sick of trying to be funny all the time it actually agonises me I am being completely serious. This review will not have any funny parts and no this is not me being meta funny this is just me being serious ohhhh I hate how much I neeeeed to be funny.
To be honest I wasn’t even going to write a review for this but then I did but then I read someone else’s review of another film…
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Twelve Monkeys 1995
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Paprika 2006
Rating movies 4.5 stars has become a crutch I will rely on no more. This movie was bonked like it scroingled my boingles in a very real way. I know that the second time I watch this it will literally be a completely different movie. So so so so beautiful.
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Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace 1999
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Surprise, Letterbox freaks.
When I took my 23-day hiatus from this platform, I expected many would mourn the loss. What I did not expect - what none of us could have expected - was that my return would be made with a review of the first of the Star Wars prequels. Obviously, I’m as shocked as you are.
Even more obviously, that isn’t true, as I watched the movie and could probably have predicted this outcome.Regardless of what you’ve…
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The Sapphires 2012
I hate to rate this so low because for me this is a five out of five but i don’t know why and I can’t ignore what makes it a 3.5 star movie. But that said I haven’t cried at a movie like this in yonks. Really couldn’t say why I just started sobbing it was really sad and sweet. In other news, I’ve decided I’m god.
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