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  The Body 2018

  Watched 28 Jan 2025

  IF YOU START YOUR FUCKING MOVIE WITH SWAN FUCKING LAKE PLAYING I WILL NOT FUCKING WATCH IT

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  If he wanted to, he would.

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  Demonic 2021

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Aug 2021 4

  YO FUCK Y’ALL! And by y’all I mean anyone who has an influence over the Rotten Tomatoes score. I will never trust you again. This movie was DAMN good. This is what I mean when I ask movies to show me the future of horror. Original scenario. Haunting yet modern visuals. Great acting (we’ll forgive that one guy), Great effects. Loved. Would recommend. Will rewatch.

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  Evil Dead 2013

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Jan 2022

  *screaming* dude this is SPOOKY. I’m not going to talk about the original because cult classic my ass I don’t like it.

  The images in this are so haunting. Monsters and gore are 10/10. A lot of practical effects and you know that gets my heart pumping. Once shit gets scary the acting is p good. Super well paced and well written. It speaks to the original through iconic moments with a totally new connotation. And it still keeps some…

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