Myron

Myron

Favorite films

  • Fantasia
  • Suspiria
  • Mulholland Drive
  • Velvet Goldmine

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  • SLY LIVES! (aka The Burden of Black Genius)

  • Anora

    ★★★★

  • Rebel Ridge

    ★★★★½

  • End of the Century

    ★★★★

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  • Safe

    Safe

    ★★★★★

    i haven’t actually rewatched this yet but i’ve been thinking about it a lot this past year. like, a lot. my previous review was missing an extra 1.5 stars on account of my own #vibe deficiency. this movie resonates with me deeply when i view it through the lens of my subconscious.

  • Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

    Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance

    ★★★½

    cursed. very evil vibe. i understood it but i didn’t like watching it. excellent craft. i got that same tingly feeling that i get when watching park chan wook compositions. really really disturbed by the silence, and lack of score. and whenever he’d crank up the room tone. deeply unsettling. so… good job 😭

    the final confrontation (won’t say who, what, or where 😇) felt transcendent and made it all worth it to me… weak, shivering, tearful, doomed, trapped in…

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  • 7 Days in Hell

    7 Days in Hell

    ★★★★

    slapstick andy samberg tennis comedy with serena williams cameo and the queen of england negging and beating the shit out of kit harington in an elevator? this was tailor made for me specifically. i like, wish this were a limited series instead of a one-off tv movie lol

    wonderfully stupid stuff from samberg and harington; it satirizes wimbledon culture so well

    harington clumsily falling into the catering table, and harington walking off camera to then shamefully stand directly facing a wall in a dark room, are both top comedy moments from the last decade and i’m not joking the gif legacies speak for themselves!

  • Matias and Jeronimo

    Matias and Jeronimo

    ★★★

    the world is such a scary place
    but my gays will prosper