Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  When Harry Met Sally... 1989

  ★★★★½ Watched 09 Mar 2025 1

  movies like this really gaslight the girlies into believing that true love exists between u and a person u hooked up with.

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  Zathura: A Space Adventure 2005

  ★★★★ Rewatched 11 Feb 2025

  the astronaut: "I've played this game before..."
  bro thought he was player 456 or something 😭

Popular reviews

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  Uglies 2024

  ★½ Watched 13 Sep 2024 2

  yo guys there's this rollercoaster in rusty ruins we have to drop there, let me mark it on the map.

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  Sonic the Hedgehog 3 2024

  ★★★ Watched 03 Jan 2025 2

  parents please stop letting ur rowdy kids run and stomp up and down the cinema stairs during a movie. I beg.