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  Resident Evil: Afterlife 2010

  Watched 25 Mar 2025

  agghhhhgagaggyhhhfdhfgf resident evil live action 4. okay. i feel drained by this movie like there's an entertaining first 10 minutes and then nothing happens for like a full hour. or maybe things happen but it's fucking boring who cares. and then the last 20 minutes are silly.

  somehow the cg effects got way worse in this one which im okay with, just because it's something interesting, i guess.

  what else even happens. they did the matrix i guess. some other shit i don't remember. ah well.

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  Resident Evil: Extinction 2007

  Watched 17 Mar 2025

  my god

  they are so close to having a cool idea even if they'd probably still make an awful movie but every time they change their mind and never commit to anything. the first like 30 minutes are bad in an actually entertaining way but the longer the film went on the more it became apparent that it was going fucking nowhere

  it's better than the last movie. if they actually do the idea they have at the end of this one it might be an interesting movie but they're not going to. ah well

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  Con Air 1997

  Rewatched 01 Jan 2025

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  Daredevil 2003

  Watched 24 Feb 2025

  i think we watched the directors cut so bear that in mind:

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