Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  X-Men 2000

  ★★★ Watched 10 Aug 2024

  even without the hindsight of 2024, great casting and a fun romp, but now RLM has poisoned my brain to notice all the bryan singer directed shots of young boys 🤢

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  Challengers 2024

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 10 Aug 2024

  i bought my gf and i tennis rackets and now we’re sweaty twenty-somethings chasing balls while playing the challengers soundtrack off a phone at the nearby tennis courts

Popular reviews

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  A Christmas Story 2 2012

  ½ Watched 07 Dec 2022

  This is like a sick, twisted porn parody of A Christmas Story without any sex

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  Big Momma's House 2 2006

  ★★★ Watched 20 Jul 2021

  I want my child’s first words to be big momma

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