Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Novocaine 2025

  ★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025

  Jack Quaid is the best nepo baby (and Hollywood’s good boy) and makes this quite boring cliche fest slightly watchable. Ned from spider man is not big enough for an ‘and’. I will never think about this film ever again 

  2025 Ranked

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Well this rules very hard indeed. Just a short, tight, controlled film with nothing wasted, hot movie stars doing good acting at each other. Extreme competence porn. Loved all the halation! Just learned the word halation! 

  2025 Ranked

Popular reviews

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  The Florida Project 2017

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  You forget it’s a film and not real life until Willem Dafoe shows up

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  The Line 2023

  ★★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025 4

  There were bits I liked here (basically everything with Halle Bailey), but you do have to have a lot of tolerance for white male rage- I must admit I lost track of all the secondary shouty men.