Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Kinds of Kindness 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  everybody’s desperate for love

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  The Lost Boys 1987

  ★★★★★ Watched 11 Mar 2025

  the soundtrack fucks and all the vampires try to outmogg each other the entire movie. would watch again

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 26 Dec 2024

  talk to me when your coochie can distract the devil from his own imminent death

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  Terminator Salvation 2009

  ★★ Watched 21 Jul 2024

  you cannot arnold schwarzenegger cameo your way into a 3 star review and convince me that any of those action scenes weren’t improbable

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