Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Teeth 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Jul 2024

  If you liked Jennifer’s body, you’ll love teeth.

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  Imaginary 2024

  ★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2024

  If your rizz is a sandwich bag of fake molly, you’ll love this movie!! 
  Lol. 
  A campy horror with some genuinely creepy moments. 
  Shame about the plot holes because it was very well acted and an enjoyable watch!
  Had a few parallels to CORALINE.

Popular reviews

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Feb 2024

  🩸 Sexy, delicious, dreamy, intoxicating, decedent  
  - Y2K 2006 setting/ aesthetic was nostalgia crack. Such indie sleaze is Venetia. The preppy post-emo-shag on Felix had me salivating.
  - Attention to detail!!!!! 2006; the paper money, branded ciggie boxes, flip phones, fashion!!!!  Soundtrack inciting the smell of muddy grass, Marlboro smoke and Smirnoff ice.
  - Cinematography; shot on film is horny and scrumptious. Love the closeups on skin, sweat, sparkle and hair. We love a wet look. 
  -  Square aspect ratio, allows us to…

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 07 Apr 2024

  A feminist masterpiece based on a book written by a man… I don’t know whether to adore the female perspective sex positivity or be incredibly disturbed by the fact that a woman with an infants brain is graphically taken advantage of sexually. 
  I think both truths can exist! 
  This movie is progressively liberating and icky…

  Regardless, Bella Baxter is a fabulous character, her aesthetic choices and costumes are simply perfect. 
  This movie is a masterpiece. 
  The moral coding is a little…