Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Phantom of the Opera at the Royal Albert Hall 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 15 Jan 2024

  i have a 50,000-word essay in my head about the whole show, from the plot to the characters, but let's just say that christine is the cuntiest ingenue in history, the phantom is the weirdest and most unhinged asshole ever, raoul is the unluckiest dumb bitch there is, "point of no return" is the horniest song ever composed, "the phantom of the opera" is the hardest beat ever written, and the 25th anniversary remains the best recorded version of the…

Recent reviews

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  The First Omen 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 14 Mar 2025

  horror movies with the besties 🦇
  film #2

  i’m so ecstatic that this rewatch allowed me to pick up so much more details that were beautifully and strategically sprinkled throughout the movie. i’ll never shut up about arkasha stevenson’s directing (or this movie’s cinematography for this matter either). it’s slowly and steadily cementing itself as one of my favorite horror movies ever!

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  School of Rock: The Musical 2015

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 13 Mar 2025

  stage musicals seen through slime tutorials: a list
  slime #1

  i love when i discover that i can log some stage musicals here! i also love my wife sierra boggess and she was amazing in this (as always). to be quite frank i actually prefer this in one over the movie and the soundtrack is a banger (if you don’t believe me go listen to it on spotify, no music for a children’s musical should be this cunty).

Popular reviews

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  Can-Can 1960

  ★★★ Watched 26 May 2022

  if shirley knew the dimension of the crush i have on her she’d kiss me out of pity

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  Madonna: The Celebration Tour in Rio 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 May 2024

  quarenta anos de carreira servindo blasfêmia, putaria, siririca, sexo, viadagem, lesbianismo, ofendendo crentes e conservadores… literalmente um modelo a ser seguido, meu sonho ser como ela quando crescer. te amo, minha véiaaaa!!!