Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★½ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  This movie really got me thinking about some important questions….

  
  Why were the binoculars SO GOOD?? Do I just have really bad binoculars? Where can I get those binoculars?

  I enjoyed this movie.

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  Zoolander 2001

  ½ Rewatched 03 Mar 2024

  Horrid fashion, dumb jokes, and shallow characters. What’s not to love?
  The best and funniest line in this movie was, “I’m a hot little potato right now.”
  If you were drunk with friends, this could be more fun.

Popular reviews

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  Fifty Shades of Grey 2015

  ½ Watched 18 Feb 2024

  Really a bad movie. Most bad movies at least are entertaining. This movie was on another level of bad.
  The main characters have ZERO chemistry and everything feels poorly written and awkward.
  Not worth two hours of your life. Go watch Twilight instead

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