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Fritz the Cat 1972
a director who thinks hes clever, and crumb whos convinced himself hes liberal. both just out to shock its audience, both just doing so by being offensive. i dont like crumb as a guy, i dont like bakshi as a guy. i dont like this, the movie should have ended after the bath tub orgy.
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Hundreds of Beavers 2022
this movie looks cool for such a small budget (star!) has a fun premise and some fun parts but its for kids, so it was just kinda boring and then honestly annoying. there were 3 kids i saw at this that i didnt hear at all, all the fully grown adults cackling in the GFT gotta remind themselves of that. sure enjoy it ig, not that i can say i did, but if youre gonna laugh out loud at the…
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Blue Velvet 1986
frank is a dirty little freak, oh yeh baby wants mommy !! but im still asking why he dresses as fancy frank ?? jeffery is a pathetic excuse of a person and sandy has THE most annoying mouth shape in the world. we get it youre sad. her and florence pugh have the same agonisingly obvious sad face but in opposite ways. dorothy deserves so much better, but also girl switch it up you cant be the singer of a…
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The Substance 2024
it feels very student graded project film (derogatory!!) “lets do something so deep” it feels to me like that tiktok trend of writing insults all over your face and then wiping it off to serve cunt. im gonna say it ! shes hot as she was ! the babe was always a babe !! giving very much so netflix original or black mirror episode vibes. i dont really think these differ that much in content or quality. the end third…
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