Vanessa X. Machina

Vanessa X. Machina

Favorite films

  • The Princess Bride
  • The Night Comes for Us
  • Ready or Not
  • Hot Fuzz

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  • The Monkey

    ★★★★

  • Companion

    ★★★★½

  • Hellraiser

    ★★★★

  • Babygirl

    ★★★½

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  • The Monkey

    The Monkey

    ★★★★

    that's one clone Sarah Manning isn't gonna be meeting up with (orphan black gang rise up)

  • Companion

    Companion

    ★★★★½

    recently read a novel called Annie Bot about a companion android who becomes self-aware. it was fine. subtle. slow. nobody dies in it. not very fun.

    especially on the heels of Annie Bot, this movie FUCKING RULES.

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  • Guns Akimbo

    Guns Akimbo

    ugh. i wanted to see this movie and enjoy it, but then writer-director jason lei howden decided to directly harass black women on twitter due to the misguided belief that they were the ones who bullied dilara elbir of much ado about cinema into trying to kill herself. no disrespect to samara weaving and daniel radcliffe, who have both made movies i really enjoy, but given how howden has decided to act i really have no choice, especially since the whole soska sisters debacle i went through last year.

    i'm gonna go watch Crank 2 and Birds of Prey again probably.

  • On the Edge

    On the Edge

    ½

    lol they really named the guy getting tortured after me

    A BRIEF RUNDOWN OF WHAT HAPPENED:
    i was a huge fan of the soska sisters for, like, five years. when they made Rabid, they apparently got their twitter account locked because they posted real nasty makeup effects, and they did an interview with notorious alt-right media personality Jack Posobiec to talk about it, apparently. this did not sit right with me, so i wrote an independent opinion piece on my…