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The Gorge 2025
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Not going to give this a comprehensive review just stream of consciousness.
It was fine. Frankly, there are much more egregious offenses to the art-form that are much more celebrated sooo... this one can slide.
At least they put money into it (cannot confirm as the financials are not public lol). The watchtowers were sick, and I wish I could live in one. The SFX and CGI were actually pretty good, even if the creatures ended up being some half-baked…
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Colonia 2015
I must have been smoking meth when I first watched this and enjoyed it. Take the movie poster for what it is: a movie worth one word and desperately clinging onto Watson's allure to sell mediocre dialogue and questionable historical context.
No matter how many classic Americana and Motown tracks you BLAST over the dialogue you cannot mask how bankrupt the writing is. As you constantly cut between awkward, boring, LOUD, and pathetic political protests to Watson eye-candy over a…
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Skinamarink 2022
I mean, I’ll just be frank about it. It had its cool moments, and I really admired the dedication to form: grain that makes things come and go in the darkness, the impending doom that lingers just outside the boundaries of the frame (for almost every shot), and an overall interesting idea. But, I cannot deny that I was very tired for the first 30 minutes (give or take) of this movie. The super dark atmosphere lit only by the…
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Bicycle Thieves 1948
Love me some Italian Neorealism...
That being said... there's nothing I'd rather be doing than some good old labor
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