Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Spider 1958

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  Yeah let’s put the giant dead spider in the high school auditorium—surely these 40yo teens won’t boogie-woogie so hard that they get themselves killed

  Voice actor for the spider nailed it

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  Gone with the Wind 1939

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Feb 2025

  Like looking into a beautiful, antique, really racist kaleidoscope for Jesus Christ how long is this 

  The enslaved children operating the bell as a kind of motor suggests a snowpiercer-style bio mechanical system

Popular reviews

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  Love on a Leash 2011

  ★★½ Watched 15 May 2020

  If You want to marry my son, you will have to get your tubes tied.

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  Slither 2006

  ★★★½ Watched 04 Oct 2024

  Too many wet tendrils cramming into orifices, or just the right amount?

  Nathan Fillion only got nutted in but I bet he would have gotten fully pregnant in the squeakual

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