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Interstellar 2014
Isss guuuuud. Isssssssssss guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud.
A quick n’ eazy fiver…times two, mind ya! With a huff and a puff, the story went as thus…
I sat on the couch, thoughts plenty of my head,
What movie we would watch, some hours before bed
Quick n’ easy times three, I would wager
Meredith spoke,
“Interstellar”
Hahaha
Gotchya
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Berserk: The Golden Age Arc – Memorial Edition 2022
Read the manga. TWICE, MOTHERFUCKERS.
Absorbed every detail. WITH GREAT AND FURIOUS PESTILENCE.
And ate it all. IN THE FLESH.
This is a fucking amazing adaptation. It is incredibly attentive to detail. And the best part? It knows what it wants, and ain’t afraid to ask for it.And what it wants, my friends, is nothing more than your pure, cristalline, unequivocally smitten attention basted upon the screen.
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Halloween Kills 2021
A silly billy movie, this was. I want to start my review by thanking all my numerous sponsors.
Anyways.
A silly movie, indeed! I -
“Wait.” Spoke Elf. “I likes the movie a lot”
“Aye.” Spoke the Captain. “I second that thought!”
“Meh.” Spoke the Flamer. “Had plenty of flaws in time!”
“Sí.” Confirmed Elgorth. “But is this a crime?”
The four agreed, they tried, they dreamt,
To teach the kids some manner yet,
Nay join thy militia for hunting…
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