Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Raiders of the Lost Ark 1981

  ★★★★ Watched 21 Jun 2021

  Harrison Ford throwing only the meanest right jabs I’ve ever seen is comedy

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  There Will Be Blood 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 09 Jun 2021

  Yep. That there was. Happy it was Paul Dano’s.  

  
  Apologies to Paul Dano homie but god damn do you always have it coming

Popular reviews

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  Terrifier 2016

  ★ Watched 24 Mar 2021 4

  You’re actually supposed to only stab the fully incapacitated killer once and run away something’s gotta get the runtime up

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  The Squid and the Whale 2005

  ★★★½ Watched 19 Apr 2021

  How I wish to have never seen Jesse eisenberg having sexual relations I am forever cursed with this knowledge

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