Satu

Satu

I like to cry while I watch movies

Favorite films

  • Stand by Me
  • Rear Window
  • A Clockwork Orange
  • Manchester by the Sea

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  • The Vast of Night

    ★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★½

  • Conclave

    ★★★★

  • The Brood

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  • Beads

    Beads

    ★★★★★

    JEEEEEE

  • Hackers

    Hackers

    ★★★

    insane

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  • Basic Instinct

    Basic Instinct

    ½

    WTF? Incredibly bad, are you all nuts????????


    R*pe is apparently just kinky sex, lesbians are men ???, why would Sharon Stone want Michael Douglas ????? why are the women naked all the fucking time? how is he allowed to be a cop?????


    Idk what I hate more, the movie or the people who liked it

  • Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga

    ★★★★½

    Alexander Lemtov I would die for you.

    Everything you would want in a movie. Perfect. I love this. Salvador Sobral is perfect and amazing and Amar Pelos Dois is the best ESC song ever written and I will fight about this.

    Also everything about Finland was wrong and I can’t believe Lordi wasn’t in this but I forgive you because Dan Stevens and Salvador Sobral.


    Yes I cried.