Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Seven Samurai 1954

  ★★★½ Rewatched 21 Feb 2025

  90 minutes of pure cinema, but you’ve got to sit through two hours of television first

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  Heretic 2024

  ★★ Watched 17 Feb 2025

  The second act of this movie is a Ted talk and Hugh Grant deserves a lifetime Oscar for not sounding like a teenager who just read The God Delusion. 

  Insufferable!

Popular reviews

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  AGGRO DR1FT 2023

  ★★★★½ Watched 12 Sep 2023

  What if a hellmouth opened in Second Life? What if Iggy Pop turned into a Dreamcast game? What if a city pop album grew tentacles and contracted a flesh eating disease? What if MF Doom had a cheese dream?

  This has the aesthetic of the early aughts, proto-edgelord internet, but without the annoying nihilism. It has not a single thought during its beautiful, empty-headed 80-minute running time. It fucking owns.

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  Lost Highway 1997

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 03 Nov 2024

  Gotta stop buying tables with corners

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