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  The Substance 2024

  ★½ Watched 09 Jan 2025

  .5 for the prosthetics team, .5 for Demi Moore, .5 for Margaret Margaret Qualley’s Ass

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  The Front Room 2024

  ½ Watched 24 Aug 2024

  Waited a week to write my review to make sure I knew I meant it. This is the worst movie I have ever seen.

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  Dune: Part Two 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2024

  A movie has never been so big.

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  Madame Web 2024

  ½ Watched 21 Feb 2024

  If this was meant to be a parody I would give it 5 stars.

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