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Mickey 17 2025
Lacks the complexity, unity, and artistry of either snowpiercer or parasite. Feels like it zagged every time it should have zigged, and avoided all the more interesting routes this story could have gone in favor of direct current event satire, my least favorite type.
A fun time nonetheless, Pattinson rules, and I'll always cheer for my boy Steve (who I still think of first as glen).
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A Complete Unknown 2024
How weird is it that Dylan's actual voice is not in this move at all
Also something something lisan al-gaib gather round people whatever
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The Shape of Water 2017
Well if this is a movie I guess anything's possible
Including sex with water gods
Maybe that's the message
Truly, abysmally, bad. I literally laughed out loud. I watched this by myself and jeered vocally at the movie, nobody was there to hear my sick burns. Why did I spend time on this.
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