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  Crazy Rich Asians 2018

  ★★★★ Watched 09 Mar 2025

  After drinking and barely sleeping for nearly a week i watched this on a 5 hour flight and hysterically cried so hard the man next to me pressed the flight attendant button bc he thought i needed medical assistance.

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Mar 2025

  It’s giving America’s next top pope.

  
  But in all seriousness it’s literally just a movie about a bunch of white virgins who practice Catholicism.

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  The Shape of Water 2017

  ½ Added

  This movie won an Oscar and i have no idea HOW. She falls in love with a fish? And the scene when the bathroom fills with water but it’s like nbd? Like what the actual fuck was this movie. I think this is easily my least favorite movie ever made.

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  The Strangers 2008

  ★★★ Added

  I genuinely think this is the scariest movie i have ever watched. It did not help that i watched it in cabin in the middle of the woods with no cell service either.

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