“Unless you abandon him” “I️ would never” “even if he’s ugly?” “Even if he smells bad?” “Even if he cries all the time?” “Even if he wets the bed?” “Even if he’s bad at school?” “Even if he’s dumb?” “Even if he eats like a pig” “Even if he forgets his name, and his feet are stinky?” “Even if he’s super-annoying, and won’t stop screaming?” “Even if he farts?” “Even if he scribbles on the walls?” “Even if he wants to be a cop” “Even if…even if his neck is long, like a giraffe?” “Even if he’s a punk?”