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Le Corbeau 1943
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i wrote this for class and I just wanted to post it cause I think its funny. Allow me to indulge my history minor.
On June 22nd, 1940, French and German officials arrived in the forest of Compiègne to officiate the surrender of France to the invading Nazi Germany and Italian forces, who had defeated the French and British coalition in a decisive victory. Just 12 years ago, the forest had served this exact same purpose, but in the inverse;…
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In a Violent Nature 2024
This movie is the equivalent of what Hitler would’ve painted had he not been rejected from art school.
If I wasn’t with friends I’d have walked out in the first 10 minutes. Based on the opening scene I could tell exactly what kind of movie I was about to witness. Im reminded of a Roger Ebert quote: The director, Chris Nash, has learned from better horror films that directors sometimes choose to let scenes play out without cutting away, but…
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The Amityville Horror 1979
This has a lot of parts that are better than some of horror movies of its time but the sum of its parts equals an anticlimactic ending. It feels like the studio told the director to make them the next Exorcist.
Every actor here looks like another modern actor
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Longlegs 2024
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Blade Runner with less intrigue and Hereditary with less intricacy.
This movie felt like it had been shown to test audiences who didn’t understand the movie, so scenes which added context to the movie were cut and trimmed and diluted into just expo dumping onto the audience. It attempts to balance both a police procedural and a folklore-religious horror which so dominates the aesthetics of modern horror, and fails at doing both in an interesting way. It insists in its…
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Killers of the Flower Moon 2023
This movie is like making a 3 1/2 hour long doc about MLK and spending 3 hours of it on the CIA agent who assassinated him.
Here is the whole plot:
*first 3 fuckin minutes* "Hey nephew heres our plan to kill the Osage and take their land and money, and here are all the people involved in the plot. I want you to find a rich woman and kill her for us."
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