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The Gorge 2025
Did I pay 12.99 to watch the dude from Top Gun: Maverick get rizzed up by the chick from that Netflix chess show? Yes. Yes I did. Was it worth it? Eh, like kinda. Would’ve been more worth it to use the money for a shloggy late night donair instead.
Movie had poor lore development. Poor character development. Anya Taylor-Joy basically has fuck me eyes the entire movie which is a strong point of the film. It’s like the director watched Edge of Tomrrow (the one with Blunt and Cruise) and thought to themselves “hey, how do I make a shittier version of that movie?”.
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It Ends with Us 2024
Pretty intense movie
There’s a TSN Turning Point early on in the movie when the main guy was about to get curved and then he takes his top off and Blake Lively realizes that the homie is absolutely diced up like a summers day watermelon. Learning point: pretty hard to reject a dude who’s shredded like a Greek god.
Pretty solid movie regardless of all the post movie drama. Two extremely handsome guys. One guy is named Ryle (Kyle but…
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Dead Poets Society 1989
They just don’t make movies like they used too hey. Fuck.
Carpe diem lads 🤝
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She's Out of My League 2010
Ever since I was a small child, I always thought that if you wanted to get bitches you had to drive a cool car and be a kickass pilot. But, but, maybe I was wrong. This movie opened up my eyes to the possibility that if you have a shitty ass Altima (which I do) and don’t know a single thing about flying planes (like me), then you can bag the prettiest lil lady in town.
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