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Recent reviews

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  Nymphomaniac: Vol. I 2013

  ★★★★ Watched 13 Mar 2025

  worst thing possible happened: i watched and LIKED this movie. dicks are ugly as hell, but we love you bush representation! would have been better without fuckass shia labeuf, as if being a jerome anti wasn't easy enough

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  I Know What You Did Last Summer 1997

  ★★½ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  what was it with 1997 horror movies and police cars (yes, if i don't reference scream 2 i will combust). this movie wants me to have sympathy for people who peaked in highschool and i'm too petty for it. loved the cunty fits though! and extra points for the ice scene, almost gave it three stars for that alone but i needed the rest of the movie to be like that too and it, unfortunately, wasn't, so it was more a reminder of wasted potential or something

Popular reviews

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  My Wife is a Witch 1980

  ★★★½ Rewatched 15 Jul 2024

  we love you original girlboss finnicella

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  Breathless 1960

  ½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  it might be a monumental movie for the time for its stylistic elements but it's just 90 minutes of toxic patriarchal behavior. genuinely the longest 90 minutes of my life

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