Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Dec 2024

  Just like that movie about the lighthouse I’m going to watch it again so I can allow Eggerton another chance to place his gold-laden hands atop my brain and massage the round bits out into smooth, unadulterated, goodness.

  Guarantee next watch will be a 🦇🦇🦇🦇🦇

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  A Complete Unknown 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 31 Dec 2024

  Was this a 5 on the boom meter? No. Was it a 4? UHHHHHHHHHH FUCKLES YEAH… This is my submission to correct the curve. Leading 3 don’t look right on my screen 🗣️🔊‼️

  Timtay Shalmæ, this is my love letter to you:

  I once despised you.

  Viewership of your work has changed the tides of mine opinion.

  I now love you.

Popular reviews

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  Barbie 2023

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jul 2023

  My favorite part was when Margot Robbie said “it’s Barbin’ time!” and proceeded to commit several heinous war crimes

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  MaXXXine 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 06 Jul 2024

  Mia Goth stares deep into my soul and commands me to bring her Buffalo wings. Possessed? Maybe. Wingless? I think not.