Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  bong joon ho my glorious king of in-your-face parody

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  Zootopia 2016

  ★★ Watched 14 Mar 2025

  they got DEI in my fascist copaganda movie goddamm

Popular reviews

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★ Watched 11 Jan 2025

  stop using pro-Robert Eggers language

  instead of "atmospheric" use "shit lighting"

  instead of "chill-inducing" use "shit sound design"

  instead of "cinematic" use "leaning into clichés"

  instead of "blockbuster horror" use "Bram Stoker's Dracula wipes"

  instead of "genius" use "carried by Willem Dafoe"

  fuck you Robert Eggers I wish you made Lighthouse 2 instead

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  Waves 2024

  ★½ Watched 07 Sep 2024

  pathos is dead and we have beaten it to death with the proverbial horse's head