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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 16 Jan 2025

  Perfect horror movie for a 5.5hr flight to Arizona.

  Also everyone is stupid in this movie

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  Los Frikis 2024

  ★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Such a good premise squandered by the fact that they’d rather tell a coming-of-age story rather than an actual drama

  “Big bro I banged the hot 30 year old caregiver, am I los frikis now? 🥺” type ass movie

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  The Substance 2024

  ½ Watched 19 Oct 2024 3

  Full review after I finish watching but this might be the worst movie I’ve ever seen

  Update:

  This movie is actually straight fucking TRASH. The only good thing was the prosthetics towards the end but Jesus fucking Christ, what does everyone like about this movie?

  Plot: ass
  Cinematography: ass
  Locations: decent

  “Bro it’s satire” it’s still fucking trash

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  Midsommar 2019

  ★★★★½ Added

  Again, horror movies aren’t my thing but this movie really hits the nail on the head. Perfectly crafted (lol) and shot superbly (lolol), Midsommar is a must see for fans of the horror genre (lmaoooooo).

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